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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 2, 2010 13:05:51 GMT
I'm starting this thread for people to put brief poetic verses on for the enjoyment of all.
To start us off........
I wanted to make myself something for lunch, I fancied a few bananas or maybe a bunch, Afterwards my tummy began to ache, I farted and followed through for Pete's sake!
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 2, 2010 13:28:20 GMT
I went to the dentist as my tooth ached so much, He pulled it out under anaesthetic, and told me he was Dutch, He used to work in Amsterdam in the red light area, He'd shaved his chest for a film cos before it was hairier.
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Post by Winchesterox on Nov 2, 2010 13:29:19 GMT
Being a little monkey, the event you describe is quite acceptable.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 2, 2010 14:05:59 GMT
A hippo trotted across the dry river bed, He was being pecked by a pelican on the back of his head, The pecking had caused an open wound to appear, And the loss of blood was making the hippo feel queer.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 2, 2010 15:12:15 GMT
I was singing carols in a church at the rear, My voice was husky and my tone a bit queer, The candles were burning and the temperature hot, And my my feet were killing me rather a lot.
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Post by Simon Lill on Nov 2, 2010 15:24:01 GMT
Roses are red Violets are blue I've got alzheimers Big mac and chips
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 2, 2010 15:54:31 GMT
I was swimming the channel when I was bitten by a shark, It was April 1st and unfortunately dark, I managed to keep swimming and the wound wasn't too bad, I survived the attack, I'm a very lucky lad.
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Post by rambler on Nov 2, 2010 17:17:22 GMT
There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her toes in the doorway, She said to her young man, who was on the divan, Darling I've just found one more way.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 3, 2010 14:34:53 GMT
I sat at my desk with my head in my hands, Scratching my ear, and flicking rubber bands, At the girl from accounts with the curly brown hair, Hitting her very occasionally - he name is Claire.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 4, 2010 10:29:42 GMT
One day I took part in a 10 kilometre run, By the end I was knackered - it wasn't much fun, I was out of breath and had a ruddy complexion, And had difficulties getting and maintaining an erection.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 4, 2010 11:05:47 GMT
I decided to go to Spain for two weeks, Packed my thong, so I could tan both of my cheeks, On arrival at the hotel, I changed and made for the pool, My arse on display, boy did I look a tool!
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Post by Agadoo on Nov 4, 2010 11:41:28 GMT
There was this bloke called Archery Who hadn't popped his Arse Cherry He went to the Clink, bent over the Sink and the wing Daddy buggered him senselessly
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 4, 2010 11:41:31 GMT
Man Utd are missing Ronaldo, its true, Without him they are just a pile of poo, He was skillful, stylish and a matchwinner on his own, If you could make a new player, he's the one you would clone.
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Post by Boogaloo on Nov 4, 2010 11:56:23 GMT
A little blues number.
I woke up this morning And I didn't wanna go to work So I phoned up my boss And I called him a "Stupid burk"!
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 4, 2010 12:10:20 GMT
I was picking strawberries at the local farm, When a passing wasp decided to cause me some harm, It stung me on the chin and a swelling appeared, It was so unsightly, I decided to grow a beard.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 4, 2010 14:06:35 GMT
I fancied a drink so I went to the offy, But it was closed so went home and made a black coffee, I started to drink it while it was too hot, And this burn on my lips is just what I got.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 4, 2010 16:28:41 GMT
I rubbed a lamp and a Genie popped out, Offered me 3 wishes, why should I doubt,. I wished for a lady to massage me all day, A million pounds and a Ferrari in grey.
After a while I was bored with being needed, So asked the lady to stop and she heeded, My money soon ran out and the car was too dear to run, I need another wish Genie, C'mon me old son.
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Post by 'Beav' on Nov 4, 2010 17:39:55 GMT
Gav can you only rhyme using rhyming couplets?
I think you should write an OUFC sonnet!
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 4, 2010 17:48:35 GMT
Do what you feel comfortable with.
I'll do an OUFC one soon.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 5, 2010 12:31:31 GMT
I caught a spider under a glass, It was an enormous bugger with a hairy arse, I went down the garden and let it run free, And accidentally trod in some fox shit and wee.
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