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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 7, 2010 21:09:03 GMT
I like eating victoria sponge and drinking tea, Stomach is getting fatter and people laugh at me, A diet of salad and drink only water now, I'm losing weight so i'll take a bow.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 8, 2010 10:43:34 GMT
Liverpool FC are turning into a reasonable side, Their last few results have turned their form guide, Torres got two fantastic goals yesterday, And he probably earned his exhorbitant pay. :-)
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 8, 2010 13:30:19 GMT
Wrestling is a difficult sport to observe, There is plenty of bodily contact for the perve, The protaganists are not treating it as a bruising affair, There is no real punching or pulling of the hair.
:-)
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 8, 2010 16:40:10 GMT
James Bond is a spy who makes love quite a bit, He is full of inuendo and charm and wit, He overcomes the odds and always wins the day, And he finishes each film by getting his wicked way.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 9, 2010 17:25:29 GMT
When it comes to Christmas It's a time to rejoice, Eat, drink and be merry and exercise your voice, Singing carol's and watching the queen's speech, Dreaming of summer holidays on a deserted gold beach.
:-)
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 16, 2010 16:46:35 GMT
The x factor' Wagner is a really poor singer, Oxford Utd Cole's a terrible winger, I am bored at work and want to go home, And book a romantic weekend in Rome.
:-)
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 16, 2010 17:19:51 GMT
I would love to eat cake all day if I could, Put on a hell of a lot of weight I would, Then I could go on a diet and get slim and fit, And not feel like an old overweight git.
:-)
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 17, 2010 17:05:01 GMT
So Prince William has proposed to his girlfriend Kate, He wants to mary his special soul mate, He suggested marriage on holiday this year, And she said yes immediately "of course my dear"
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 22, 2010 17:08:31 GMT
Eating fruit and vegetables is healthy for you, According to the medical profession its true, But you need a bit of fish or meat to balance the food intake, Or your diet will be boring for goodness sake.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 22, 2010 17:28:38 GMT
Andy Murray won his tennis match yesterday, He beat Robin Soderling with ease and will now play, Roger Federer and David Ferrer up now, In this group of three before a semi final bow.
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Post by Kent Yellow on Nov 22, 2010 19:15:47 GMT
One sunny afternoon in May, He led us on that glorious day, Things were bright, we're sitting cosy, Promotion, at last! The future's rosy!
Each night he sits down for his tea, His mind obsessed with 4-3-3, Don’t worry, love, says his wife so dear, I'm sure you'll give those fans some cheer.
But now the tables have been turned, Did he really heed those lessons learned? Things are bleak and very dark, Thank f**k we still have Ryan Clarke...
4 full backs away to Burton? Crazy! Was it really this or is my memory hazy? If the truth be told, he lost the plot, Remind me - did we have one single shot?
And now we've lost 5 in a row, “OUT!” some shout, “It's time to go!” But Chris is made of sterner stuff, Even if some do say “enough!”
So on he goes, the next game away, Worley? Franks? Or recall Rhys Day? But even if we grind out a draw, He'll blame the fans or the bloke next door.
The time has come, as most will say, Improve things soon or be on your way, We're giving what we can do, Chris, Give us some back - don’t take the piss.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 24, 2010 14:05:19 GMT
I want to make a movie about football and passion, Or would it attract more viewers if about women and fashion, I'd rather see men chasing a ball about on grass, On 2nd thoughts however, maybe a ladies arse
:-)
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 25, 2010 17:07:45 GMT
Federer beat Soderling by two sets to love, He looked inspired as if from above, Is Roger Federer a god in the tennis elite, Sampras's record has fallen, poor Pete.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Nov 26, 2010 16:42:20 GMT
Today Nadal beat Berdych and is a semi finalist for sure, Djokovic will join him if he beats Roddick and shows him the door, The ATP tour finals are shaping up well, Can Murray win the tournament - kin hell?
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Post by Gavin Archery on Dec 6, 2010 12:52:07 GMT
A german woman was killed by a shark in the red sea yesterday, That has caused the beaches to be closed while they catch it today, A ship emptied some sheep into the sea and that is the cause, I'm lost as to why though, can anyone explain the problems on the shores?
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Post by Gavin Archery on Dec 7, 2010 13:18:03 GMT
I've been out in the snow and having some fun, Sledging and snowballs and broken bones - none, I like the winter and playing outside, Also I looked in the woods and a deer I spied.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Dec 8, 2010 16:11:54 GMT
I set up a business dealing in fine art, I used a spare quid with which to start, It's now doing well and I'm getting quite rich, So I'm opening a gallery with my best friend Mitch.
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Post by Gavin Archery on Dec 15, 2010 14:59:53 GMT
Bend over the desk and prepare for the cane, The headmaster said as he ran in again, The pupil had been caught stealing from the tuck shop, A mars bar and some crisps form the shelf at the top. :-)
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Post by Kent Yellow on Dec 16, 2010 19:03:43 GMT
Do you ever get lonely on this thread, Gav?
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Post by Gavin Archery on Dec 17, 2010 10:38:58 GMT
Do you ever get lonely on this thread, Gav? Not at all. If anyone likes reading it fine, if they don't well I'm not trying to upset anyone am I?
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