mr5co
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Post by mr5co on Aug 13, 2010 18:32:44 GMT
Well I have just ironed my lucky Y-fronts so I am ready for tomorrow.
Are all the other Old Farts ready?
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oldman159
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Post by oldman159 on Aug 13, 2010 18:47:38 GMT
Well I have just ironed my lucky Y-fronts so I am ready for tomorrow. Are all the other Old Farts ready? Erm - what's happening tomorrow then?  |
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Post by JOHN G on Aug 13, 2010 19:43:08 GMT
Well I have just ironed my lucky Y-fronts so I am ready for tomorrow. Who is the "lucky" lady then? |
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Post by bobsss on Aug 13, 2010 20:03:35 GMT
Well I have just ironed my lucky Y-fronts so I am ready for tomorrow. I wish you'd wash them first! Coffee will be served at Scholes Towers at 10.50am. OFDC Luncheon will commence at 1pm.....think I've got that right this time........ |
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Post by Southcoast Ox on Aug 15, 2010 9:10:48 GMT
Well I have just ironed my lucky Y-fronts so I am ready for tomorrow. I wish you'd wash them first! Coffee will be served at Scholes Towers at 10.50am. OFDC Luncheon will commence at 1pm.....think I've got that right this time........ Good to see you had them all inline and Semi-Behaving themselves yesterday Bob.....Not to much food on the floor , No food Fight's that we saw and its good to see them with whippy ice cream saves you having to mash down the regular stuff for them....They are so lucky to have a General like you Bob..... ;D P.S you did say free Coffee for the season Didn't you....  |
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Post by Southcoast Ox on Aug 15, 2010 9:14:51 GMT
Oh and MR5CO ..... Please confine your Lucky Y fronts to the bin.....Any magic you thought they had has now been totally dis-proven......Thats if you can remember which of your two pairs you deemed lucky......  ;D  |
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Post by 1962vet on Aug 16, 2010 8:34:19 GMT
Dear Readers.
You may have wondered what has been going on. Well there has been a long drawn out negotiating period with the management committee. Finally they have decided to meet my demands and I have signed up again. I returned on Saturday to an emotional reception. It is always sad to see grown men cry.
Lodie won some sort of reward and I missed the presentation. It was either for predicting the out come of the world cup or predicting the world is not coming to an end just yet. It was a very attractive trophy. A grasping, claw like, hand grasping a golden ball. Lodie was so impressed he left in the Oxy loo and had to go back for it.
Bob was dressed in some sort boater type hat as if he just come off the river and was as abusive as ever. It was great to be back.
I don't know if any one else noticed but I won a signed football in the half time draw. This had Lodie in fits of laughter. I think he knows I was really after a key ring. This ball it turns out is what you could describe as a fantasy football. I went to collect it but unfortunately it was not to hand. Something about getting it signed. Lodie reckons it will be the ground and ticket office staff who sign the balls. I detect an element of envy. At least there will be no claw like hand clasping my ball!!
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mr5co
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Post by mr5co on Aug 20, 2010 18:12:31 GMT
Firstly, shame about the football (even though we played very well - shades of West Ham etc).
Now to this weeks business:
In my usual way I left all the paperwork in the office so this is our itinerary for tomorrow:
1) We need to attend the Players & Officials Entrance at 12:30pm sharp.
2) I shall call at Scholes Towers at 10:50 sharp (Bobby please have my coffee ready).
3) We shall then proceed to the longest driveway in Iffley. ETA: 11:28 / 11:33.
4) Possibly, enough time for JG and Bobby to stop off at that rather charming cafe at the 'burger' roundabout? Clearly, I won't be taking part.
4) Bobby will be in charge of navigation and JG will read the very glossy WW brochure to the assembled company as we potter along the M40.
5) Approx cruising speed 55 - 62mph.
6) Adams Park ETA: 12:13 - 12:18.
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7) Please note that the punctuality of some members, or more to the point the complete lack of any time management discipline has been noted. I don't wish to name names before such a big local derby game but this trend will not be allowed to continue. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
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oldman159
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Post by oldman159 on Aug 20, 2010 18:22:23 GMT
Firstly, shame about the football (even though we played very well - shades of West Ham etc). Now to this weeks business: In my usual way I left all the paperwork in the office so this is our itinerary for tomorrow: 1) We need to attend the Players & Officials Entrance at 12:30pm sharp. 2) I shall call at Scholes Towers at 10:50 sharp (Bobby please have my coffee ready). 3) We shall then proceed to the longest driveway in Iffley. ETA: 11:28 / 11:33. 4) Possibly, enough time for JG and Bobby to stop off at that rather charming cafe at the 'burger' roundabout? Clearly, I won't be taking part. 4) Bobby will be in charge of navigation and JG will read the very glossy WW brochure to the assembled company as we potter along the M40. 5) Approx cruising speed 55 - 62mph. 6) Adams Park ETA: 12:13 - 12:18. and finally 7) Please note that the punctuality of some members, or more to the point the complete lack of any time management discipline has been noted. I don't wish to name names before such a big local derby game but this trend will not be allowed to continue. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! 5cos - Is Sir Geoff Hurst going to be there or are you condemned to socialising with Brainless Brain Leigh? I will admire you all from afar - in the cheap seats. Keep Bobby sss sss away from the White Horse. |
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mermaid
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Post by mermaid on Aug 20, 2010 18:49:29 GMT
The 'Hour Glass' for me just after 13h30 then to the 'posh' seats
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Post by JOHN G on Aug 20, 2010 19:06:01 GMT
Firstly, shame about the football (even though we played very well - shades of West Ham etc). Now to this weeks business: In my usual way I left all the paperwork in the office so this is our itinerary for tomorrow: 1) We need to attend the Players & Officials Entrance at 12:30pm sharp. 2) I shall call at Scholes Towers at 10:50 sharp (Bobby please have my coffee ready). 3) We shall then proceed to the longest driveway in Iffley. ETA: 11:28 / 11:33. 4) Possibly, enough time for JG and Bobby to stop off at that rather charming cafe at the 'burger' roundabout? Clearly, I won't be taking part. 4) Bobby will be in charge of navigation and JG will read the very glossy WW brochure to the assembled company as we potter along the M40. 5) Approx cruising speed 55 - 62mph. 6) Adams Park ETA: 12:13 - 12:18. and finally 7) Please note that the punctuality of some members, or more to the point the complete lack of any time management discipline has been noted. I don't wish to name names before such a big local derby game but this trend will not be allowed to continue. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! 5cos - Is Sir Geoff Hurst going to be there or are you condemned to socialising with Brainless Brain Leigh? I will admire you all from afar - in the cheap seats. Keep Bobby sss sss away from the White Horse. Oldman, you are becoming like the rest of them. 5Co, or Herr Bossy Boots if you prefer, was referring to tomorrows game NOT the West Ham one. I think you will agree, that Mr5Co's list of instructions confirms that he went to the Fascist Arrogant Rulers & Tyrants School (FARTS for short). |
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Post by bobsss on Aug 20, 2010 19:37:55 GMT
...first of all, this extravagansa is only for Mr5co, John G and of course, myself..........5co should have made that clear or we would find all the old farts outside the officials entrance........cor blimey, what a predicament that would have been. They would all have really got their ganda up when being told they were not invited.
Why 5Co should think we would wish to have a burger at the round-a-bout first, I just dont' know - we shall be dining in the VP suite around 1pm....I despair of him sometimes.
I've been told to get out my cleanest dirty shirt - which I will do of course....but after that Randolph debacle, I am a little nervous....but we will prevail no doubt.
May I ask all 'U's fans not to make too much noise - I do enjoy a nice nap after a sumptuous meal.....thankyou.
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mr5co
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Post by mr5co on Aug 21, 2010 9:08:24 GMT
Bobby - please remember that John G is OIC of arrangements and any more back chat from you and you will be going via LRC Bus 87.
Thank you OldMan - What more can I say.
Will the common ranks (behind the goal) please be aware that we expect to be shown to our seats at 2:51 so Bobby will then be available to acknowledge any chants or any other suggestions.
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oldman159
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Post by oldman159 on Aug 21, 2010 11:07:49 GMT
mr5co
I think Bobby boy is very nervous of the potential for low life gate crashing at this beano feast.
To add to his misery, I have recovered my Hell Angels colours (Cheltenham Ladies College Chapter) from the cess pit and have ensured they are suitably aromatic for my triumphant entry into the VP suite where I hope to confront that nice Brainless Brian... (Whitewash? What White wash?)
Unless of course - the OFDC massive will do the job for me....?
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Post by Maurice Earp on Sept 19, 2010 15:10:12 GMT
Is all well with the OFDC?
The reason I ask is that two of their members Mr 5 Jowls Mr5cos and one Bobsssss were seen at the Priory eating burgers and chips!
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Post by junior1 on Sept 19, 2010 15:26:20 GMT
Lol!
Good talking to you bob and mr co..
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Post by Long John Silver on Oct 6, 2010 10:17:01 GMT
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Post by Kelp Bed Ed on Oct 8, 2010 11:04:34 GMT
There is not a lot of activity on the OFDC thread these days.
Has the coffee turned cold?
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oldman159
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Post by oldman159 on Oct 8, 2010 22:34:55 GMT
Ermm......I think its to do with Bobby boy buying a season ticket for the stags..He just CANT stay away....
"Coalition government - putting the N in Cuts"
Sandy Tostvig - 8/10/10
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Post by Maurice Earp on Nov 16, 2010 13:46:37 GMT
Which member of the OFDC was seen to light up a cigarette within the ground at Bradfords Valley Parade?
Has that person no sense or has he forgotten what went on there back in May 1985?
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