Post by Pogue Mahone on Jan 18, 2011 10:53:12 GMT
I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
............, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, anything goes, well finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
and Darren ...... , in his Subaru
so what the f**k would make you think I'd wanna go with you
I said f**k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f**k your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's f**kin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, f**k NCT
you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the f**kers up and down and give them one of these
I said f**k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f**k your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the f**ker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tir na nOg
He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of coke
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!
f**k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f**k your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
............, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, anything goes, well finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
and Darren ...... , in his Subaru
so what the f**k would make you think I'd wanna go with you
I said f**k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f**k your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's f**kin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, f**k NCT
you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the f**kers up and down and give them one of these
I said f**k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f**k your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the f**ker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tir na nOg
He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of coke
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!
f**k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f**k your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside