Stupid jokes

[headingtonoldboy]

If you really want proof that a dog is a man's best friend, trying putting your dog and your wife in the boot of your car and see who is pleased to see you when you open it.

[The Resurrection]

I was sitting there eating my tea last night when I thought "this milk must be seriously off".

[Gavin Archery]

I was in my car when my boss rang me to tell me I had been promoted.

I careered off the road;