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Post by 'Beav' on Aug 5, 2010 2:49:54 GMT
Picked up these pick up lines from some website.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
I'm here all day ;D
(just to clarify, I would never use any of these ;D)
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Post by Pogue Mahone on Aug 5, 2010 7:46:25 GMT
Do people actually use "chat up lines"?
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Post by edgecam on Aug 5, 2010 8:14:29 GMT
Do people actually use "chat up lines"? No. Seriously no. |
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Post by Agadoo on Aug 5, 2010 9:06:25 GMT
Do people actually use "chat up lines"? No. Seriously no. Okay. You're single (for arguments sake). You see a nice bird in a pub / club / office / gym. She's giving off a few signals but she isn't going to make the first move. What do you do? |
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Post by edgecam on Aug 5, 2010 9:37:00 GMT
Okay. You're single (for arguments sake). You see a nice bird in a pub / club / office / gym. She's giving off a few signals but she isn't going to make the first move. What do you do? I am single. I think you made you point. I'll get my coat. :-) |
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Post by Gavin Archery on Aug 5, 2010 9:43:04 GMT
If you don't have the chemistry for meaningless one night stand, a cheesy chat up line isn't going to help.
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Post by Agadoo on Aug 5, 2010 9:51:14 GMT
If you don't have the chemistry for meaningless one night stand, a cheesy chat up line isn't going to help. Yes but you've got to make a move and say something, if only to get the conversation flowing. What are you going to do ? Make facial gestures and point towards the exit? |
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Post by edgecam on Aug 5, 2010 9:51:19 GMT
If you don't have the chemistry for meaningless one night stand, a cheesy chat up line isn't going to help. That's where I'm going wrong I took physics and all the time I should of being doing chemistry. Ps. In case my girlfriend reads this I was only joking about being single. I have not forgot to tell her something, yet. |
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Post by Gavin Archery on Aug 5, 2010 9:58:00 GMT
If you don't have the chemistry for meaningless one night stand, a cheesy chat up line isn't going to help. Yes but you've got to make a move and say something, if only to get the conversation flowing. What are you going to do ? Make facial gestures and point towards the exit? I have a mate who meets women in travelodges for meaningless one night stands. He said he rarely speaks before, during or after. Not sure how they arrange to meet in the first place though. Even if on an internet singles site, you surely have to make some sort of conversation before meeting? If you in a bar or club and make eye contact with someone and want to take it further I agree you need to speak to them. |
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Post by Agadoo on Aug 5, 2010 10:12:38 GMT
Yes but you've got to make a move and say something, if only to get the conversation flowing. What are you going to do ? Make facial gestures and point towards the exit? I have a mate who meets women in travelodges for meaningless one night stands. He said he rarely speaks before, during or after. Not sure how they arrange to meet in the first place though. Even if on an internet singles site, you surely have to make some sort of conversation before meeting? If you in a bar or club and make eye contact with someone and want to take it further I agree you need to speak to them. I tried that for a while but at Premier Inn. The sex was rubbish though, all I can say is I can understand why Dawn French left him.... |
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Post by Gavin Archery on Aug 5, 2010 10:14:36 GMT
Does this mean you really are a woman?
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Post by edgecam on Aug 5, 2010 10:23:17 GMT
I have a mate who meets women in travelodges for meaningless one night stands. He said he rarely speaks before, during or after. Not sure how they arrange to meet in the first place though. Even if on an internet singles site, you surely have to make some sort of conversation before meeting? If you in a bar or club and make eye contact with someone and want to take it further I agree you need to speak to them. I tried that for a while but at Premier Inn. The sex was rubbish though, all I can say is I can understand why Dawn French left him.... So there catch phrase of everything’s premier but the bill is not true, in fact the sex is pretty crappy to. Although with those big beds i would have thought maybe it was your chemistry rather than the hotel. |
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Post by Agadoo on Aug 5, 2010 10:23:47 GMT
Does this mean you really are a woman? No, it's just a silly joke  |
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Post by Gavin Archery on Aug 5, 2010 10:30:25 GMT
Does this mean you really are a woman? No, it's just a silly joke to you too. I never thought Lenny and Dawn made a nice couple. Not like Charles and Camilla. |
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Post by loveandpride on Aug 5, 2010 10:32:59 GMT
"What's the difference between my penis and a chicken leg"
"I don't know"
"Do you want to come on a picnic?"
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Post by Gavin Archery on Aug 5, 2010 10:36:08 GMT
" What's the difference between my penis and a chicken leg" "I don't know" "Do you want to come on a picnic?" ;D |
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Post by Agadoo on Aug 5, 2010 11:06:23 GMT
I only just got that joke. My mind was thinking about cumming on a picnic at first
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Post by berliner on Aug 5, 2010 12:54:40 GMT
Okay. You're single (for arguments sake). You see a nice bird in a pub / club / office / gym. She's giving off a few signals but she isn't going to make the first move. What do you do? You go over there, introduce yourself and ask if she wants a drink / to go for a coffee / a protein shake (depending on all those locations)...it's not difficult! |
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Post by Agadoo on Aug 5, 2010 13:29:07 GMT
Okay. You're single (for arguments sake). You see a nice bird in a pub / club / office / gym. She's giving off a few signals but she isn't going to make the first move. What do you do? You go over there, introduce yourself and ask if she wants a drink / to go for a coffee / a protein shake (depending on all those locations)...it's not difficult! Okay. "Hello, My names Love in an Elevator, would you like to go for a drink?" Wouldn't you start off with a witty remark about the weather or a joke? |
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Post by berliner on Aug 5, 2010 14:20:02 GMT
You go over there, introduce yourself and ask if she wants a drink / to go for a coffee / a protein shake (depending on all those locations)...it's not difficult! Okay. "Hello, My names Love in an Elevator, would you like to go for a drink?" Wouldn't you start off with a witty remark about the weather or a joke? You had me at "hello"...  |
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